1 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,849 You might not remember him, but... 2 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:19,102 Stay there. I'm coming back. 3 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,478 ...he was a true knight. 4 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,233 Different than other men. Yeah. 5 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,154 He had a peaceable nature. 6 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:32,991 Quiet and humble. 7 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:35,827 A veteran of a hundred wars, but an enemy to none. 8 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:42,000 He always knew what was expected of him. 9 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,211 He never complained. 10 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:50,925 Even as he was dying, he just... 11 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,929 He just got on with it. 12 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,061 He meant to be a benefit to those around him. 13 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,230 It did not make him rich. 14 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:10,111 He held no lands, sired no children. 15 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:14,115 Off to Ashford to see a fair maid 16 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,367 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho 17 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,954 I'll make her my love and we'll rest in the shade 18 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,873 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho 19 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,124 Come on, Dunk! 20 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,549 He wanted for nothing but the open air. 21 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,634 Hey. 22 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,804 And a fire to warm his feet at. 23 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,106 His skills as a warrior were... 24 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:51,527 unsung, but he had a chin cut from granite. 25 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:54,072 -Come on. -And he was a dogged fighter. 26 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,658 He just, he kept on coming. 27 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,128 I'll steal a sweet kiss from the point of my blade 28 00:02:09,211 --> 00:02:11,714 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho 29 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,469 Whoa! Whoa! 30 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:27,230 House Florent, Ser Arlan took service in your guard 31 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,190 when your lord father lost his sight. 32 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:32,110 I'll make her my love and we'll rest in the shade 33 00:02:32,192 --> 00:02:34,445 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho 34 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,197 House Hayford, 35 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,742 Ser Arlan fought side by side with your brothers at the Redgrass. 36 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:45,206 His squire, his own nephew was killed in the battle. 37 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,210 House Tyrell... 38 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,338 Ser Arlan often spoke of his time in your service 39 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,175 as his very finest. 40 00:02:56,384 --> 00:03:00,638 He said it was you, m'lord, who told him that a hedge knight 41 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,183 was the bridge between lords and the smallfolk. 42 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,689 I know him not, man. 43 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,735 Was he a shit knight? 44 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,236 He was not a shit knight. 45 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,989 Well, he can't have been a very good one if no one remembers him. 46 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,866 Pick up your feet, come on. 47 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,451 This is undignified, ser. 48 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,079 So, hie back to camp and leave me be, if it please you. 49 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,956 I would not leave you, ser, 50 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,125 not while you must suffer your master dying 51 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,752 over and over again. 52 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:32,545 Though it does not seem like these lords 53 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,297 are even listening to you. 54 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,925 Nothing I can do about that. 55 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,552 You are a knight of the realm, ser. 56 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,888 You can say fuck their permission. 57 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,182 Ride into the lists, call out Longthorn Tyrell, 58 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,476 and turn his arsehole into a lance-hole. 59 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:49,728 That's enough now. 60 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:53,233 Why do you treat these royal lapdogs like they're your betters? 61 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,986 They are my betters. You're too brazen for your own good. 62 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,323 Ser Arlan was a great knight. 63 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,700 Someone will remember him. 64 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,249 Hey. Who's come? 65 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,542 Can't you see the banners, you giant cunt? 66 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,806 Perhaps I should go back, ser, check on the camp. 67 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,975 Make sure no thieves have been nosing about. 68 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,436 Aye. I have an idea. 69 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,563 Can I have your sword to run people off with? 70 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,649 -Or a mace? -You have a knife. 71 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,067 That's enough. 72 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,278 You'd best be here when I come back. 73 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:41,364 Rob me, and I'll hunt you down, with dogs. 74 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,574 -You don't have dogs. -I'll get some. 75 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,784 Where? 76 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:04,012 Our Lord of Ashford humbly welcomes the great and honorable 77 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:08,474 Baelor Targaryen, firstborn son of King Daeron the Good. 78 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:13,521 Prince of Dragonstone, Hand of the King... 79 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,608 and heir to the Iron Throne. 80 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,779 And his brother, Maekar. 81 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,072 My Lord of Ashford. 82 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,283 It's a great honor to receive Your Grace. 83 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,617 It's a great honor to be received. 84 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,411 My daughter, Gwin. 85 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,089 Boy, stop gaping. See to my horse. 86 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,801 I'm not a stable boy, m'lord. 87 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,763 Not clever enough? 88 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,976 Well, if you can't manage horses, 89 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,645 then fetch me some wine and a pretty wench. 90 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:59,776 Oh, m'lord pardons. I'm no serving man, either. 91 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,655 I have the honor to be a knight. 92 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:09,285 Oh. Well... 93 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,830 knighthood has fallen on sad days. 94 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,588 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. 95 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,548 -Move away! -Easy. 96 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,384 Easy now, come on. 97 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,095 Come on. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. 98 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,893 There you are, girl. 99 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,105 Far too many people around. 100 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,940 I agree. 101 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,609 Where the fuck am I meant to put all these horses? 102 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:43,861 The pretty ones are always temperamental. 103 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:47,156 Ah, she just got a bit excited, that's all. 104 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,492 He meant the princeling, not the palfrey. 105 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,955 Excuse me, m'lords. 106 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,707 I'm Ser Duncan the Tall. 107 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,584 Well met. I'm Ser Roland Crakehall, 108 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,003 and this is my sworn brother, Ser Donnel of Duskendale. 109 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,463 Gods, boy. 110 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,549 Do you ride your horse into battle or does it ride you? 111 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,467 Forgive Ser Roland. 112 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:10,012 It's not often he must look up to cast his eyes down. 113 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,806 Yes, yes, I'm quite the rascal. 114 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:13,724 Now, tell me, Ser Duncan, 115 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,893 is there a proper place to shit around here? 116 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,438 Not really, no. 117 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,404 A man of such birth has never deigned to disturb his arsehole with hay. 118 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:29,574 He'll deign before the week is out, I'd wager. 119 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,577 Where are you from, man? 120 00:07:32,659 --> 00:07:33,911 You don't smell House-bred. 121 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,082 -No place, really. -I know it. 122 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:40,460 My family's from there. 123 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,962 You're not a Darklyn of Duskendale? 124 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,923 We were crabbers at Duskendale. 125 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,758 Far back as it goes. 126 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,511 Ser Donnel? 127 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:55,641 May I ask, ser, how the son of a crabber 128 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,644 came to have the honor of being a knight in the Kingsguard? 129 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,689 Same way we became crabbers. 130 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,904 "Same way we became..." 131 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,114 Are you Baelor Targaryen? 132 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,575 No. 133 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,494 Then would you move the fuck out of the way? 134 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,954 Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Apologies. 135 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,291 Sorry. 136 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,503 The princes be needing their fucking hands washed! 137 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,671 I'm on my way, ma'am. 138 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,135 Move! A carriage is comin' through! 139 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,704 The spring rains have swollen many of our streams. 140 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,957 Perhaps the young princes have just been delayed? 141 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,333 Fuck me. 142 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,544 "Delayed." They're not delayed. 143 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,504 Do not curse our gracious host. 144 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:08,589 I said "fuck me," not "fuck him." 145 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:12,176 It's not his fault Father bade us attend this miserable circus. 146 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,887 Might we discuss this another time? 147 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,514 I say we go hunting. 148 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,558 Daeron has done this before. 149 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,519 You should not have commanded him to enter the lists. 150 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,480 The prince's sons are missing. 151 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,316 You'd be more concerned if it was your son, I wager. 152 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,193 -Oh. -Probably dead. 153 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,613 -Dead? -Wars have started for less. 154 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,995 You're big and stupid. 155 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,419 They have only been missing a day. 156 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:50,339 No doubt, Ser Roland will turn him up and Aegon along with him. 157 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,925 When the tourney is over, perhaps. 158 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,677 Daeron belongs on a tourney field 159 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,471 no more than Aerys or Rhaegel. 160 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,932 By which you mean he'd sooner ride a whore than a horse. 161 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,601 That is not what I said. 162 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,857 I do not need to be reminded of my son's failings. 163 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,401 He can change. He will change, gods be damned. 164 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:13,070 Or I swear, I'll see him dead. 165 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,116 You. 166 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,870 Who are you? What do you mean by spying on us? 167 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,123 Show yourself. 168 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:33,424 My Lords, I do apologize for my interruption. I... 169 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,179 I have asked Ser Manfred Dondarrion 170 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:41,015 to vouch for me so that I might enter the lists, 171 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:43,142 -but he has refused to do so. -Who? 172 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,353 What the fuck is going on? 173 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,564 We are the intruders here, brother. Come closer, ser. 174 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,443 And others, too. 175 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:57,239 You see, they say they know not Ser Arlan of Pennytree. 176 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,076 But he served them. I swear it. 177 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,994 I have his sword and shield. 178 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,580 Sword and shield do not make a knight. 179 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,665 Mm? 180 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,337 Unless you have better proof to support what you say. 181 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,964 -Some writing or-- -Do you remember him, Your Grace? 182 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,636 It was many years ago. 183 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,262 You may have forgotten. 184 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,018 Ser Arlan of Pennytree. 185 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,439 He never won a tourney that I know. 186 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,109 But he never shamed himself, either. 187 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,819 Yes, ser. 188 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,862 I mean, no. No, he didn't. 189 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:40,449 He overthrew Lord Stokeworth in the melee at King's Landing 190 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,785 and years before, he unhorsed the Grey Lion himself. 191 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,079 He told me of that many a time. 192 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,583 Then, you will recall the Grey Lion's true name, 193 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,752 I have no doubt. 194 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,513 Ser Damon Lannister. 195 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,141 The Grey Lion, he's Lord of Casterly Rock now. 196 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,892 So he is. 197 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,894 And enters the lists upon the morrow. 198 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,689 How can you possibly remember some fucking hedge knight 199 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:15,317 who chanced to unhorse Damon Lannister 16 years ago? 200 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,820 I make it a practice to learn all I can of my foes. 201 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,281 And why would you deign to joust with a hedge knight? 202 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,616 It was many years past, at Storm's End. 203 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,579 Lord Baratheon held a hastilude to celebrate the birth of a grandson. 204 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,081 The lots made Ser Arlan my opponent in the first tilt. 205 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,251 We broke four lances before I finally unhorsed him. 206 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,502 It was seven. 207 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,759 I believe. 208 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,343 Tales grow in the telling, I know. 209 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:47,600 Do not think ill of your old master, but it was four lances only, I fear. 210 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,393 As you say, Your Grace. 211 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,353 It was four. I do apologize. 212 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,814 The old man, Ser Arlan, he used to say 213 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,817 that I was thick as a castle wall and slow as an aurochs. 214 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,486 No harm was done, ser. Rise. 215 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,992 You gave him back his horse and armor and took no ransom. 216 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,163 Ser Arlan often told me that you were the soul of chivalry... 217 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,498 -Ugh. -...and that one day, 218 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,667 the Seven Kingdoms would be safe in your hands. 219 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,045 Not for many years yet, I pray. 220 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,089 No, I did not mean that the King should-- 221 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,424 You wish to enter the lists. 222 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,842 Is that it? 223 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,220 -Yes. -The decision rests 224 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,097 with the master of the games, but I see no reason to deny you. 225 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,766 As you say, m'lord. 226 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,268 Mm. 227 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,145 Your Grace-- 228 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,273 Very well, ser, You are grateful. Now, fuck off! 229 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,150 You must forgive my brother, ser. 230 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,237 His sons went astray on the way here, and he fears for them. 231 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,696 Of course. 232 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,282 I trust they will not be found dead. 233 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,170 Ser. 234 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,716 You are not of Ser Arlan's blood? 235 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,845 No, I am not. 236 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:10,432 By law, only a trueborn son is entitled to inherit a knight's arms. 237 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,810 You must needs find a new device, ser. 238 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,854 A sigil of your own. 239 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:17,648 I will. 240 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,235 Thank you again, Your Grace. 241 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,282 I will fight bravely. You'll see. 242 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:33,789 It's this way. 243 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,124 You are no knight. 244 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,631 You are Florian the Fool. 245 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,675 I am, my lady. 246 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,012 As great a fool as ever lived. 247 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,476 And as great a knight as well! 248 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,400 A fool and a knight. 249 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,695 I have never heard of such a thing. 250 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,530 Sweet lady. 251 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,325 All men are fools, and all men are knights... 252 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,619 ...where women are concerned. 253 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,508 Hello there. 254 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,846 And one for last night. 255 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,973 That was great. 256 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,225 How'd you do the fire tricks? 257 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,560 Oh. 258 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,733 Is it pollen? 259 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,361 Yeah, we collect it on the way. 260 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,866 I've never seen such giant puppets. 261 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,201 Do you make them yourself? 262 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,329 My uncle builds them, but I paint. 263 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,998 Could you paint something for me? 264 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,753 I have the coin to pay. I just... 265 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,174 I need to paint something over the chalice. 266 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,843 Well, what would you want? 267 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:14,932 I... 268 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,226 I don't actually know. 269 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,310 I... 270 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,647 Sorry, you must think me a fool. 271 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,358 All men are fools, and all men are knights. 272 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,319 Mm. 273 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,951 Yeah. 274 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,372 The gray is a bit drab. 275 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:39,456 Aye. 276 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,044 Yeah, the field should be the color of sunset 277 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,423 'cause the old man always liked sunsets and... 278 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,675 An elm tree. A big one. 279 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,469 Like the one by the river with the brown trunk 280 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,930 and the green branches. 281 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,975 Aye. An elm tree, that would serve. 282 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,894 But with a shooting star above. 283 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,939 -Could you do that? -Mm-hmm. 284 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,694 Thank you, I'm Ser Duncan the Tall. 285 00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:12,489 I'm Tanselle. 286 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,867 The boys used to call me Tanselle Too-Tall. 287 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,579 You're not too tall. I mean, you're just right for... 288 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,834 For? 289 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,170 Puppets. 290 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,922 Yeah, puppets. 291 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,258 Okay, I'll... 292 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,302 -Wait. The shield. -Yes, sorry. 293 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,511 -Yes, the shield. -Yeah. 294 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,929 Was that ill-handled? 295 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,099 -Hm? -The puppet girl. 296 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,226 Oh. 297 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,314 It didn't feel well-handled. 298 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,442 She is painting your shield. 299 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,860 Yeah, for pay. 300 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,156 You are both gigantic. 301 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,162 Is that promising? 302 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,623 It's a... 303 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,501 commonality. 304 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,671 Right, yeah. Commonality. 305 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,341 I don't know. 306 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,681 Do you think I'll ever make a knight one day? 307 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,810 Sure, why not? You're a likely lad. 308 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,895 I'm a bit puny. 309 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,314 -You'll grow. -Even for my age. 310 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,024 Everyone's always told me so. 311 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,863 Everyone's always told me I was stupid. 312 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,873 And? 313 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:46,917 Hm? 314 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,503 -Hm? What? -What? 315 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,674 What did you do when people said you were stupid, ser? 316 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,844 What business is that of yours? 317 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,138 My problems are my own. 318 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,681 I thought... 319 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,182 Aren't you trying to help me? 320 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,309 Help you what? Grow? 321 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,769 Yes! Hedge knight, you. 322 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,691 What is this piss froth? I need muscle. 323 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,777 Will you heed my call to war? 324 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,238 Aha! Good. 325 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,739 Go! Get up, come. 326 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,075 Ready! 327 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,247 Hey! Dry those palms, you clam-handed cunt. 328 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,416 We're not in your sister's chambers now. 329 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,126 Ready? 330 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,755 -Go! -Pull! 331 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,467 If we lose this, I'll be drowning your firstborn! 332 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,261 -Come on! -Pull! Pull! 333 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,347 Pull, you cunt-strapped dandelions! 334 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,649 I'll be back. I'll be back! I'll be back. 335 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,443 Lyonel! What are you doing? 336 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,320 -I'm thirsty. -Lyonel! 337 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,448 Pull! 338 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:03,202 I'm thirsty, cunt. 339 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,873 I'm thirsty! 340 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,753 Looking good. 341 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,888 Fucking pull! 342 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,127 -You do good work. -None better. 343 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,382 I need some armor on the morrow. 344 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,844 Gorget, greaves, and great helm. 345 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,304 Are you jousting or working? 346 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,515 Both, perhaps. 347 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,355 You're a big one, though I've armored bigger. 348 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,404 I have some pieces in the wagon that might do. 349 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,699 Nothing prettied up with gold or silver, like. 350 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,952 Just good steel, strong and plain. 351 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:31,623 I make helms that look like helms, not winged pigs and fancy foreign fruit. 352 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,295 But mine'll serve you better if you take a lance in the face. 353 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,339 That's all I want. How much? 354 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,384 Eight hundred stag, for I'm feeling kindly. 355 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,844 Eight hundred? 356 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,307 Perhaps I could trade you some armor made for a smaller man. 357 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,642 A half helm, a mail hauberk. 358 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,729 Steely Pate sells only his own work. 359 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,786 I could make use of the metal. 360 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:14,374 If it's not too rusted, I'll take it and armor you for... 361 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,210 600. 362 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,131 I only have two stags. 363 00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,050 Buys you a day. 364 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,221 Send your squire along with the rest, 365 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,515 or else I'll sell me wares to the next man. 366 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,602 You'll get it all back, I swear it. 367 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,480 I mean to be a champion here. 368 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,689 Do you, now? 369 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,610 And the others all came just... 370 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,779 just to cheer you on? 371 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,675 Is there any measure of a fool I fail to meet? 372 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:16,186 If I win, I'll come back and buy you again. 373 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,604 I promise. 374 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,484 Best girl. 375 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,628 That's for her. 376 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,425 See she has some oats tonight, yeah? 377 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,767 And an apple, too. 378 00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,948 No turning back now, I suppose. 379 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,459 You know, the old man lived nigh on 60 years 380 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,044 -and was never a champion. -There's a bug in my cider. 381 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:27,716 If I could call myself a champion of Ashford Meadow... 382 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,510 even for an hour... 383 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,140 maybe some great house might take me into its service. 384 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:39,227 Perhaps even House Targaryen. 385 00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,815 You suppose the dragon house employs many hedge knights, ser? 386 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,776 Enough of that. 387 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,987 I'll have you know Ser Donnel of the Kingsguard 388 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,864 is but the son of a crabber. 389 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,617 Ser Donnel? 390 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,619 -Of Duskendale? -Yeah. 391 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,538 His father owns half the crabbing fleets in Westeros. 392 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:00,832 What?! 393 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,127 How would you know? 394 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,713 I like fishing. 395 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,470 It's time! 396 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,056 Right, come on, let's go. 397 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,225 Come on, pick your feet up. Let's go. 398 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,731 Wait for me! 399 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,783 Ser Duncan! 400 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,076 Ser Duncan! 401 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:39,538 Oh. 402 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,206 -You alright? -Yeah. 403 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,121 For the new gods and old! 404 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:35,260 Lance! 405 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:41,099 Shield, and lance. 406 00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:48,898 Helmet! 407 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,861 Hey, who's that? 408 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,405 Prince Valarr, Baelor's son. 409 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,325 -Second in line to the throne. -Shield! 410 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,243 He's the favorite, I'd wager. 411 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,786 I'll take that bet, ser. 412 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,391 Lord Ashford fucks his sheep! 413 00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:46,081 Come on! Whoo! 414 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,089 Squire! Lance, lance, lance! 415 00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,607 Ser. Put me down, ser. 416 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,827 Hyah! Hyah! 417 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,923 -Whoa! -Whoa! 418 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,164 Die! 419 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,916 Do you yield, Blackfyre bastards?! 420 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,007 Splendid riding tonight. 421 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,220 Mm, the part with the fish was disgusting. 422 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,729 Something the matter, ser? 423 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:41,988 Do great knights live in the hedges and die by the side of a muddy road? 424 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,660 I think not. 425 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,292 Ser Arlan wasn't gifted with sword or lance, 426 00:29:54,375 --> 00:30:00,131 and he drank, and he whored, and he was a hard man to know. 427 00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,220 He made no friends, either. 428 00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:09,307 He lived nigh on 60 years and never was a champion. 429 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,728 Mm, what chance do I have? Truly? 430 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,608 But he was good to me. 431 00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,990 I wasn't his family... 432 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,910 but he kept me like we were. 433 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,917 He raised me to be an honorable man. 434 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:41,506 And all these 435 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,010 noble lords can't even remember his name. 436 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,307 His name was Ser Arlan of Pennytree. 437 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,811 And I am his legacy. 438 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,730 On the morrow... 439 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,526 we will show them what his hand has wrought.